^^goatcheese (left) and Casu and Marzu (right)^^
theyre siblings and are quite rowdy, very noisy and please be careful when handling as they are rough and may playfully bite.
^^ cotija (she is the single mom of most of the dragon hatchlings here. her last child support payment came 16 months ago i think we have a lawsuit coming
^^ cheezit (watch ur step dont step on them cause if u do my lionesses will beat your ass into
your own grave
^^ CHEESE BALL (10/10 he ballin
^^ This is Comté. She is a pirate. YOU ARE A PIRATE!
^^ this is Burra(ta) and he uh... he uhhh the ummm...uhh- wait what’s that... is that 15 months worth of unpaid child support? uh oh!!!! run burra run!!!
cheesewolves because wolves are the solution to everything
cheddar crumble molded pls like and fav to save he 🥺
[like and fav]? or [let him fester, rot, and leave him to die? is that what you want for him? seriously? cmon. what's wrong with you? you're a monster! you know better than this. make the right choice. not this one.]?
Gorgonzola. He goes where he goes and speaks to no one. Personally, I envy him and his true freedom.
Mimolette, my babi....so smol, so sweet...my beloved.....aww the scrunckly
if anything happens to chicken strips(right) then macaroni(left) will absolutely lose it. they are the freaking sun in macaroni's pov. do not touch.
yooo its loaf of milk !!!! *finger guns*
this is epoisses they are a basement cave dweller and gamer and have never seen the sun in their life live on a strict diet of microwave ramen
goofball
i accidently microwaved them and it made them all edgy
pizza of the pepperoni variety
this is havarti. she has killed before. she will do it again. approach with caution.
she and havarti are murder buddies! also approach with caution
chees juice
mozzerella bites, she's very nice and gentle :)
wet cheese sparky! he is a ridicilously talented volcalist celebrity
have fun trying to approach provolone because they literally spend majority of their time flying (L get an airplane)
swiss cheez! it wouldnt be a cheese website without some sort of swisscheese
silly roque! cottage cheese their beloved
awww the scrunckly 🥺 double tap now if you'd cottage cheese th whwbrb (roque their beloved)
marbl e
butter, the little theiving scoundrel, even got away with not being cheese on this page bc they so dang slippery!! ARRGH!
this is feta she likes interior designing and spends majority of her time at ikea (she'll probably buy you a blahaj if you ask nicely)
hide your freezer, for 'rella stick is coming and he like ice cream :)
string cheese collects bugs! coel steals the dead bugs to preserve (shhh dont tell stringcheese- shut ip they cannot know
taleggio and co.
Babybel spends their time scaring the shit out of the other dragons by jumpscaring them out of the water. Why? For teh lulz, of course! Why else?
Did I mention we have an attack ichthyosaur? Yeah, we do, so watch out.